Dead Puppies

Dead Puppies is an old and classic 70s song by Ogden Edsl that Fluffy, Cream, Flower, B-Dawg, Melanie and Creativity do not like. If you read this page, dear reader, do not read the lyrics, even if you do or do not know the song.

Lyrics
Dead puppies, dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

They don't come when you call

They don't chase squirrels at all.

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

My puppy died late last fall

He's still rotting in the hall.

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

No, no, no.

Mom says puppies' days are through

She's going to throw him in the stew.

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

(ensemble) Dead puppies! (Dead, dead, dead)

Dead puppies!

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

(spoken word) Come on, everybody, sing along, okay?

(ensemble) Dead, dead, dead, dead puppies!

Dead, dead, dead, dead

Dead, dead, dead puppies!

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

(spoken word) One more time for Roman Hruska!

(ensemble) Dead puppies! (Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead)

Dead puppies.

Dead puppies aren't much fun! (The voice breaks out in the last note into a Roman song ending.)

Trivia

 * The Mascot Taker loves this song and there's nothing they can do about it, until you make him drink Danimals and he will stop singing it. He is Roman and he appears outside of a multi-universe.
 * The song is featured in MTV's The Dr. Demento Show.
 * Even though the song did not release potentially in Massachusetts, only Los Angeles and New York members will know it.
 * The song talks about and refers to what puppies can't do when they're dead, much to the crew's dismay.